Bella Ciao the Sweet Hello
A glance, a gaze, a gauzy wave-- you'll never want to say goodbye.
Diva LaVida Disco Bitch Extrordinaire
Saucy, sassy, spicy, and snarky, Diva dances to your heartbeat and tickles your intelligence with her slick, sly style.
Hazel Hellbender That Little Scamp
She's so fucking adorable. And hot. Hotdorable, if you will.
And we SO will.
Naughty Natanya the Risqué Russian
Born in the cold north, our Risqué Russian selflessly shares her warmth with the masses and her vodka with no one.
Titi Touché The T-N-Teaser
Explosively sexy with a seductive sizzle, Titi's slow burn always ends in a big bang.
Slightly Spitfire the Fiesty Sprite
Whether scampering for skivvies or strutting her solo stuff, Spitfire ignites surprise and delight.
MsPixy our Enticing Emcee
Fun, fiirty, feisty, fierce, and funny.
The Amazing Tomas will blow your fucking mind.
Slick schtick and quick tricks and slightly insane-- with flick of the wrist he'll sprain your brain.
BK Read the Existential Cowboy
With a song in his heart and a pebble in his shoe, BK strums, plucks, and tickles his six-string beauty.
Giant Martini the Sloshy Sidekick
Giant Martini is Giant. Giant Martini is Martini. Drinking is for fun! Giant Martini.